My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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