jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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