next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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