that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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