Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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