Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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