What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
