are you still at the devil's house?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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