hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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