I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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