he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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