im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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