Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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