Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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