ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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