At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.