brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Randomize
