You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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