so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream