Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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