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• (917): View more from New York City

  My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  to do: lose virginity to hamster dance

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.

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  Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.

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• (925): View more from California

  just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook

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• (818): View more from California

  So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice

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• (831): View more from California

  just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.

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  I don't know what to judge you more for.

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• (818): View more from California

  He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.

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• (914): View more from New York

  He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

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