this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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