Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think your dad took our porno
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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