I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
love makes seman taste better
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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