I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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