Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Rumble strips road head = magical
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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