i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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