Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Mom said you looked used
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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