This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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