You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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