You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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