HIV tests are more positive than that guy
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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