She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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