Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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