I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
