The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
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i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You coming home soon, man?
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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