I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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