i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Randomize
