i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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