i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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