Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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