I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
youre lurking in front of me
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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