I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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