And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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