I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.