do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
