OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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