Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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