Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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