I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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