Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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