Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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