matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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