Whod you bang
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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