the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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