Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
