Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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